Doesn't it seem quaint when freshly-scrubbed prom queens like Beyonce and Rihanna try and get all Two Snaps & One Twist on their no-good, two-timing menfolk? Sure, they might dump some bleach on your clothes or take back the bling they bought you, but that's pretty weak in the grand scheme of women scorned. Left Eye at least set some dude's house on fire.
Riskay, on the other hand, would like to conduct a more scientific investigation to uncover her man's lack of fidelity. Before, yes, bleaching his clothes and chucking his iPhone in the bushes. Girlfriend does not play.
Which also brings to mind Khia, another ambassador of female empowerment. There is no prouder battle cry in the crusade for gender equality than "I am woman. Lick my crack."
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What is a smash hit?
SMASH HITS, first officially christened in early 2002 by two intrepid A&R foot soliders at a major record label, started out as a collection of the "best of the worst" demo submissions. They took it upon themselves to compile these laughably awful tracks into a collection for the enjoyment of their co-workers. Over time, however, the legend of Smash Hits spread far and wide, spawning three complete collections, two "release parties" and an unwavering appreciation for all those bands that shoot for the stars...and miss. Big time.
Smash hits are not merely bad - they are those rare musical gems that manage to transcend mere incompetence to achieve a sort of unintentional genius, usually due to a total lack of self-awareness on the part of the artist.
As long as there is someone out there willing to record a spectacularly off-key cover of "The Rose" or actually name a band Abortion Candy Machine, there will always be a little bit of magic in the world.
Smash hits are not merely bad - they are those rare musical gems that manage to transcend mere incompetence to achieve a sort of unintentional genius, usually due to a total lack of self-awareness on the part of the artist.
As long as there is someone out there willing to record a spectacularly off-key cover of "The Rose" or actually name a band Abortion Candy Machine, there will always be a little bit of magic in the world.
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