How many among us have not taken a completely random phrase out of context and thought, "That would be a totally amazing name for a band!"
How many of us are searching for a moniker for our pop-metal-polka Beach Boys cover band or painfully hip indie side project?
Ninjaface McGee has some suggestions. He will demand a cut of your merch sales, though.
Go Drink Your Own Pee
Lightning Fast Midgets
Vikings With Sunburn
Unicorncycle
Water Polo Knife Fight
Tito Santana & The Breakfast Burritos
Turtleneck Wetsuit
Long Island Iced Barnyard
The City of Naples Hired Macgyver To Clean Up Their Trash But Found Out He Was Just An Actor With Feathered Hair
Leather Flavored Mayonnaise
Purgatory Only Hires Midgets
Denim Mittens
Bok Choy Fingernails
New Jersey Smells Like Burnt Skin and Iroc Z's
I Got Beat Up By That Wagon
Mandingo Was His Name OW!
Total Spiritual Creaminess
Break Dance Orbit
Thomas Edison Was The Voice of Gobo Fraggle
Gorky Parka
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